Hate the word "naughty" and phrase "Good girl". There, I've said what I've said! Using the unoriginal conversation starter, "What's your biggest fantasy?" annoys me, as if I'd tell someone I don't know how much I desire an orgy in a bowling alley? Also, I don't need to know that you're "... really enjoying (my) posts..." it's an erotica site, I assumed you're doing that.

Enjoy and explore my public media, especially Curvalicious and Divine Dames; and the 50 ❤️ album is a collection of greatest hits based on your likes/comments (I do love clever ones).

I'm a sassy, bisexual, middle-aged curvy lady who's been finding her flirty, erotic sexual self, which somehow got lost for a long while. I hope you'll read a short story on my profile wall of Ali's erotic adventures, usually with the "Dark-Haired Man". I've now been Lushing for 1.5yrs+ and have DHM to thank for his help expanding my cravings and desires, patience to endure me and his all-around sexy hottness 💋😚. I still maintain that, by Lush standards, I'm "vanilla", unless I'm wearing rented bowling shoes (what should that kink be called?).

Only my profile pic is me, and yes, those are really my own natural breasts; but I rarely publicly post anything else of myself, so stop asking "Is that you?". When in chatrooms, I may be busy, don't pout about it, and I'll ignore personal questions or comments made publicly in in the rooms.

HARD NO's: age/parental play, cuck, breeding, scat/water sport, degradation or humiliation, violence, cumshots to the face (do not damage any of my eyeglasses, they're expensive!), no version or gender of a Dominant.

I know, I know..I sound like a fucking delight.